How do I ... words?

Seriously, someone let me know. It's getting to be a problem.

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nerdy-bulbasaur:

doctorbutthurtphd:

jynxid:

zonkos-jokeshop:

totally-not-anne-frank:

ugh-trxye:

profeziafenice7547-marty:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Honestly mine isnt even hard but people are dumb

Seriously how hard is it to spell Laurel?! It’s literally Lauren with an L

BOTH oh my god just sound it out it’s not that hard people see more than 6 letters in my last name and freak out like it yiddish or something

Both of mine are spelled wrong

Same here.

Mine is pretty easy to pronounce but they get it wrong every single time.

I’ve had a substitute teacher actually try to tell me I was the one saying it wrong.

nerdy-bulbasaur:

doctorbutthurtphd:

jynxid:

zonkos-jokeshop:

totally-not-anne-frank:

ugh-trxye:

profeziafenice7547-marty:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Honestly mine isnt even hard but people are dumb

Seriously how hard is it to spell Laurel?! It’s literally Lauren with an L

BOTH oh my god just sound it out it’s not that hard people see more than 6 letters in my last name and freak out like it yiddish or something

Both of mine are spelled wrong

Same here.

Mine is pretty easy to pronounce but they get it wrong every single time.

I’ve had a substitute teacher actually try to tell me was the one saying it wrong.

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

As a dude, I can confirm I’ve shared a bed with a guy more times than I can easily count… and only two girls. And one of them was my sister. But I get the feeling my circle of friends are outliers on the dudebro scale of no-homocity. 

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kellyangel:

Check one two are running a campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer. Go check them out, spread the word, grab some balls (probably stick to grabbing your own) and save some lives. 

(Have you ever seen a crotch pterodactyl before?) 

This is great. Both because it’s hilarious, and because I never see stuff like this. I see guides for checking your breasts all the time, but never the testicles. Important stuff.

(Source: anythingcomic.com, via lavenderblue-kittykitty)

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Sometimes

imperfact:

I just wish I’d get a text that someone’s thinking about me. I think those are the best. To know that someone is spending time with you in their head. That no matter how alone you feel, someone is with you. Or at least the idea of you

I used to do this. Just let someone know I was thinking about them. But in recent years I’ve become pretty paranoid and constantly terrified that I’m being super creepy. Even when it’s something like this that absolutely would make my week if it happened to me. There’s just that voice in the back of my brain going, “Yeah but you’re fucking creepy. You’re just gonna scare them. There’s a reason it doesn’t happen to you.” And so I just continue lying in bed. Alone. Making myself sad. Even though I know none of that shit is true.

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itscarororo:

ofgeography:

robin williams died today.
here is a list of things that robin williams was:
funny
sharp
kind
clever
and sad.
that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.
but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.
we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.
but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.
those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.
sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.
if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.
robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquire didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t. 
don’t.

i wasn’t going to reblog anymore on this but i read this and i feel like there are probably some folks on here who might need to read it, too.

I’m fucking crying right now. God dammit. Fuck.

itscarororo:

ofgeography:

robin williams died today.

here is a list of things that robin williams was:

  • funny
  • sharp
  • kind
  • clever
  • and sad.

that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.

but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.

we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.

but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.

those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.

sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.

if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.

robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquire didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t. 

don’t.

i wasn’t going to reblog anymore on this but i read this and i feel like there are probably some folks on here who might need to read it, too.

I’m fucking crying right now. God dammit. Fuck.

(via puffologic)

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You guys. “Breath bending” is not some super impressive extension of airbending. It’s not the equivalent of blood bending, or lightning bending, or metal bending. Those require talent and power. That crap we saw Zaheer do was just regular air bending, but used in a horrible, despicable way, to kill someone. It’s not impressive. It’s disgusting.

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